Hantar kunci...

Hari ini aku kembali ke penjara smentara ku,

Kamsis, Politeknik Kuching Sarawak untuk menghntar kunci.
Adoyai...pnye la pnjg brisan nk kne brbaris...
trOk tol..
nsib bek laa aku nih jnis pnyabar ckit...

Tapi xpe laa...
Yang pnting aku dpat mam ais krim...cdap cgt...
Ais Krim Cornetto Kit Kat...
Yummy...
Klu laa dpat mam ais krim vanilla lgi besh auw...
wakakaka...a..a...

Rahsia untuk berjaya dalam hidup..

1. Kepada semua prempuan yang berada dalam seluruh Malaysia, janganlah pkailah minyak wngi walaupun setitik pun kerana ini akan menyebabkan bau bdn anda bsuk thap cipan sehingga manager anda xtahan smpai nk pgsan..sampai satu tahap dia akan mnyerah diri dan akan mmberi apa saja yg korng nk...

2. Korng jgn lah rjin sangat wat keje kt pejabat ku...keje yang harus korng wt ialah...korang hanya prlu membodek manager anda stiap hari...pujilah rupa buruknya...kemungkinan besar korng boleh brjaya...

3. Seterusnya, mnipulah manager anda dalam keadaan trdesak wlupun x trdesak...zaman skrang klu xtipu kte plak yang kne tpu mmnjang kang...pastu kite rmai2 laa msok nrake...wakakaka...pdn muke...

4. rasuah adalah musuh negara...bukan musuh poket...oleh itu, prbnyakkan rasuah dan dgan ini anda tlah mnempah tiket ke pnjra selama yg mungkin...

5. Dah terdesak sangat? Rompk la bank..itu je slh satu jln nk brjaya..dan korng pown trut menjadi popular kerane msOk paper dan jdi bruaan polis dan org awam...

Setakat tu la tips2 yang aku ley bagi kt kowng...pndai2 laa kowng pikir2 kn k...klu korng bengong sangat...ikOt la tips ni...kompem korang berjaye menmpah tiket ke pnjara pudu first class pnye...

Mati hidup semula....

kisah ini brmula seorang lelaki yang sangat popular....
trkenal diserata benua...dunia...asia...planet...
dia amat disanjungi oleh peminat2 nya kerana dia mmiliki suara yang sgt lunak...(kalah aku)...

Tetapi disebabkan ats kesilpan drinya...
dia trperangkap dengan jeratnya sendiri...
dia ditahan krana mnagih Dxdxh...

semasa dia di pusat pmulihan, dia seolah-olah mayat yang brnyawa...
menagih kasih sayang...menagih kebebasan....
Di sini juga dia tlah mncipta sebuah lagu..
iaitu..
MATI HIDUP SEMULA..

dan kini......
Dia telah kmbali...
dengan nafas baru dan azam baru....
Suaranya kembali bekumandang dalam radio da TV...
Di sini dia hidup semula drpada mati....

Ade cite lawak....

Salam sume...
semalam aku ade bce bku majalah...
dalam buku tu ad komik lwak ar...klu korang bce kompem kowng glak pnye...
wakakaka...

cite die camni...tp klu korng xglak sOwy k...sbb ak cite ni xde ilustrasi...juz imaginasi...
pndai2 korng laa nk imaginasi cmne...

Dalam sebuah rumah...ada 3 orang beranak...si isteri kepade suami sudah 3 taun berkahwin...dan mereka dikurniakan seorang cahaya mata....

pada suatu hari..si ayah sedang seronok melambung2 anaknya ke udara....

Si ayah : Baby...baby...panggil papa syg...

Si baby : Mama...mama...

Si ayah : Panggil papa laa baby...

Si baby : Mama..mama...

Si mama : Tu la papanya...tak pandai lgsung bgi ksih sayang kt ank kite...bak cni..
biar mama pulak timang baby kite...

Si mama ni pun melambung2 anaknyake udara...dan diperhati oleh Si ayah...

Si mama : Baby...baby...panggil mama syg...

Si baby : BADAK AIR....

Si ayah : Muahahahahah!!!!

Si mama : !@#$%!!!

Si mama berasa mrah lalu mencampk babynya tinggi ke udara sehingga kepala anknya terkena kipas.....( sekdar tambahan )

Akhirnya...tinggallah mereka 2 beranak.....

Just wanted you to know...

I have my own sense of poignant beauty...
Sense of the destruction of my hopes...
You're off my love...

Feel the eternal...
Even if you understand...
I think I misunderstood you...



I just wanted you to know...
The size of my love...
My high fantasy with you...


To pass the time left now...
In my every day...
In the remaining end of the breath of my life...

Although all exist only in my dreams...
Only in my dreams...
Through my life...

Let us here about teenagers today!!

Teenagers nowadays a variety of types.... Some handsome, some cute, some are pretty, some are ugly, and many more. Hmm .. Actually, I did not want a story about it... I want stories about youth culture today is not the characteristics of the local Malay culture... They wear clothing that is very strange.... Their hair is a 'spike', 'skinhead'. What will become of teenagers today?...OMG..



The government is organizing a program that causes teens now affected with the culture of 'skinhead'.... Leavers 'SPM' forced to take the program even though there are a few of them do not want to follow the program..... Ouch! I am also involved in these things.... I really do not like it because they want balded our heads!...Hmm ..Anyway, the important thing, I've been free of such programs...wakakaka..e'e...



We're all the same.... Normally youth of today, to try new things, including me.... But I was not affected by the things that can damage the character... I prefer to live alone and live in a desert of darkness... I was' EMO wakakaka'....

Asian Games in Guangzhou, China...

Oops! Today I forgot to watch the football match between Malaysia against Kazakhstan. Omg! Hmm ... Anyway. As you all know, today was the beginning of the Asian Games in Guangzhou, China. Guangzhou has been awarded the rights to host Asian Games after the end of the Asian Games in Doha, Qatar on July 1, 2004. This decision was reached after several other city withdrew, citing its own...

There are 53 competition venues and 17 training venues for these Games. These include the Asian Games Town of Athletes Village, Village Technical Officer, Media Village, Main Press Center and International Broadcast Centre. Organisers told the total investment exceeding ¥ 15 billion.

New Veneu include: City Sports Gymnasium Asia, Velodrome Guangzhou, Guangdong Olympic Aquatic Centre, Gymnasium Nansha, Guangdong Olympic Tennis Centre, Gymnasium Guangti, Shotgun Centre Guangzhou and Huangpu Sports Center Gymnasium.

Venue to be modified include: Gymnasium Guangzhou, Guangdong Olympic Stadium, Tianhe Stadium, Fangcun Tennis Centre, University Town, Guangdong International Rowing Centre, Sports Centre Gymnasium Huang Pu, Yan Zi Gang Stadium, Guangdong Peoples' Stadium, Tennis Centre and the Guangdong Olympic Stadium Yuexiushan .

On April 19, 2009, the organizers chose the Pearl River Haixinsha Island as the venue for the opening and closing ceremonies.

Emblem of the Games is announced for the Memorial Hall Sun Yat-sen was a ram which is common in the Chinese tradition, the vanes giving luck to the community. It is also a symbol for the host city - Guangzhou is also called the "City of Rams" or "City of the five-ram."

Therefore, let us together as one nation to support our country in the Asian Games in Guangzhou, China. Hopefully the return of our athletes bring home success, not frustration and grief.

Hidup Malaysia! Malaysia Boleh! Go, Go, Malaysia! We LOVE MALAYSIA!!!